I'm Rich! Filthy, stinking rich!
MONTANA — Greetings from the Big Sky Country.
I’m rich!
I don’t mean just a few extra bucks.
I mean I am filthy, stinking, rolling-in-the-dough rich!
Having spent my entire life on the edge of total financial collapse, this being rich thing is a new experience for me.
Now I do realize being rich means people will no longer seek to be my friend because of my charm and good looks. Instead, they will only see my net worth and how they might get a piece of it.
That sounds terrible but I guess that’s just the price that we filthy, stinking rich people have to pay. It will be difficult, but I’ve managed to survive on the financial edge of solvency my entire life so I guess I can learn how to live in opulence.
At least I’ll give it a try.
Which leads me to the story of how I became rich.
Now this is just a little bit scary.
My newly found richness almost didn’t happen.
You heard me right. I almost remained poor.
I had requested some information from an online outfit and the website said if I didn’t receive the response right away I should check my spam filter to see if it was there.
Well, I didn’t receive the response so I went to my email and checked the spam filter.
That’s when I saw it — not the response but my path to wealth. It was an email that my spam filter must have mistakenly captured. It read …
“I am hereby to let you know that your funds worth $1.5 million USD was directed to pay you through DHL Delivery Company with valid ATM Card package.”
They included an email contact and a phone number to arrange the details.
One and one-half million dollars!!!
That would have been pretty amazing but that wasn’t all. I saw another email my spam filter mistakenly captured.
This was from Dr. Bruce Paul, The Secretary Of Armstrong Bank United States of America. It stated …
“I discovered an abandoned Payment File valued the sum of Four Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars ($4,500,000.00 USD) belonging To you as an intimate beneficiary.”
Now I have no idea what an “intimate beneficiary” is but all I needed to do was send them some personal information and they would arrange to pay me through an ATM card.
Wow!
Four and one-half million dollars!!!
Now things were getting interesting. A total of six million dollars and all I had to do was send them a little bit of information about me.
I was ready to lay back and enjoy life on easy street.
But there was more.
In yet another email my spam filter must have messed up on, smith mark wrote …
“You have a fund’s of $30.7 million dollars which was awarded to you by (UN) united nations january 20th 2022 and later handed over to Our delivering company office this year to release the total funds to you, but the only thing keep holding us to deliver this package is just to obtain an irrevocable letter of proceeds get back to us shortly with your home address your phone number?”
There you have it. $30.7 million added to my $6 million gives me the nice little sum of $36.7 million.
And to think I would have missed it had I not checked my spam filter.
All I have to do now is send them just a little bit of information and I will officially be filthy, stinking rich.
Warning?
What do you mean warning?
You’re saying these are scams?
No. You can’t be serious.
I grant you they did seem to have trouble with the English language but a lot of people have trouble with English today. They don’t really learn it in school anymore.
You don’t really truly mean they are scams, do you?
In other words, you’re saying my spam filter was actually working correctly?
And had I sent them information or even clicked on a link in the email I may have suffered financial loss?
What about my $36.7 million dollars?
Nothing?
Not even a little bit?
You mean I’m still poor?
Oh.
Well, I guess you can forget the title of this edition of the newsletter.
If you’ll excuse me, I think I’m going to look for my financial edge of solvency and settle down.
The Bible says some interesting things had I gotten filthy, stinking rich.
“But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. By craving it, some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many sorrows …”
1 Timothy 6:9-10 (ESV)
I mentioned in a previous newsletter that I often listened to an Audible version of “Red-Handed” on my daily walks. I recently finished the book and I highly recommend it.
And it fits into the topic of this newsletter.
I may not have gotten rich from the emails I received, but a lot of people have become very rich through their relationships with China.
China has a stated policy of “elite capture” in America and other countries. This book documents China’s success at “capturing” politicians, business leaders, tech leaders, educators, social leaders, and anyone who might have the ability to make China look good in the world.
You really need to be aware of what is happening in this area.
Here are some stories I found interesting recently.
“Parents Refuse Abortion for Baby Boy With Down Syndrome at 20 Weeks, Now He’s Thriving at 5” by Louise Bevan.
“Unborn Baby Partially Removed from Womb for Heart Surgery, Placed Back, Born 10 Weeks Later” by Louise Bevan. This is amazing.
“My terrifying Escape from North Korea” by Yeonmi Park. I’ve shared her story before but this 10 minute presentation is well worth watching. It will help you understand what freedom really means.
“The doctor who nearly got Joe Rogan canceled” an interview with Dr. Robert Malone, the developer of the mRNA process, explains his concerns about the Covid vaccines. If you are a Blaze TV subscriber you can view the unedited interview here. The audio podcast is available on Apple Podcasts. A very short, edited version is available on YouTube.
Before I go I’d like to share a blessing with you from the Old Testament.
“May the Lord bless and protect you; may the Lord’s face radiate with joy because of you; may he be gracious to you, show you his favor, and give you his peace.”
Numbers 6:24-26 (The Living Bible)
Until next time … be the reason someone smiles today!
Clint